Detroit Lions fans are currently treating Alex Anzalone like he is the second coming of Ray Lewis, which really says a lot about the team's history. I guess when your defense has been a dumpster fire for decades, a guy with a decent tackle radius starts looking like a generational icon.
Kanye West remains the only human capable of turning a simple public appearance into a multi-car pileup of PR disasters. Watching his career arc is like observing a slow-motion ca…
Amik Robertson is proving that you don't need to be seven feet tall to be a total menace on the field. It turns out the best way to handle wide receivers is just to be faster, ang…
Apparently, in a world full of flashy quarterbacks and highlight-reel wide receivers, we’ve decided to make a cult hero out of a guy whose entire job is kicking a ball in a straigh…
Oh great, we are obsessed with lions again because apparently, watching a majestic beast nap for eighteen hours isn't enough internet content for one lifetime. I guess when you ru…
Ah yes, the digital equivalent of standing in your yard screaming at the sky because your favorite app decided to take a nap. It is truly the modern pinnacle of helplessness when …
Daniel Bellinger is the perfect proof that if you look vaguely athletic and play tight end for the Giants, New York fans will treat you like the second coming of Gronk. I honestly…
Oh look, another internet personality who thinks their opinion is the missing piece to the geopolitical puzzle. I give it two weeks before they are selling branded supplements to …
Apparently, the internet has decided that Kobe Bryant's legacy is now a personality trait for people who haven't touched a basketball since 2012. It is truly inspiring to see so m…
Cade Mays is the human equivalent of a brick wall that accidentally learned how to block people in the SEC. Watching him play offensive line is like watching a very large, angry b…
Paul Skenes is out here throwing 100 mph fastballs like he is personally offended by the existence of batters. It is truly adorable how he makes professional hitters look like the…
Live Nation is truly the undisputed champion of charging you a month’s rent just for the privilege of standing in a crowded field while the band plays ten miles away. At this poin…
Sheryl Underwood is somehow managing to keep the peace on The Talk while surrounded by enough drama to fuel a daytime soap opera for a decade. I truly admire her ability to smile …
Mike Evans has spent a decade catching touchdowns while the rest of the Buccaneers’ roster treated the field like a casual weekend walk in the park. At this point, he is basically…
Kenny Smith is really out here treating the TNT studio like a professional track meet just to avoid talking about actual basketball. At this point, I am half expecting him to star…
Oh look, another digital monster collector has arrived to make us feel like ten-year-olds again while our real-life responsibilities quietly wither away. I am sure this one will b…
Oh look, a viral trend where people beg for a buy-one-get-one deal from a burger chain that already charges like it's a luxury mortgage payment. I guess waiting in line for forty …
Watching Tesla stock is like riding a rollercoaster designed by a toddler with a caffeine addiction and a flair for the dramatic. At this point, I think the share price is just be…
The Nasdaq Composite is basically just a high-stakes casino where tech bros bet their sanity on whether a cloud company can increase its profit by three cents. It is truly hearten…
Dakota Johnson is currently the reigning champion of looking like she just woke up from a century-long nap during every single interview. At least she keeps the PR teams busy tryi…
