Detroit Lions fans are currently treating Alex Anzalone like he is the second coming of Ray Lewis, which really says a lot about the team's history. I guess when your defense has been a dumpster fire for decades, a guy with a decent tackle radius starts looking like a generational icon.
Amik Robertson is proving that you don't need to be seven feet tall to be a total menace on the field. It turns out the best way to handle wide receivers is just to be faster, ang…
Apparently, in a world full of flashy quarterbacks and highlight-reel wide receivers, we’ve decided to make a cult hero out of a guy whose entire job is kicking a ball in a straigh…
Daniel Bellinger is the perfect proof that if you look vaguely athletic and play tight end for the Giants, New York fans will treat you like the second coming of Gronk. I honestly…
Apparently, the internet has decided that Kobe Bryant's legacy is now a personality trait for people who haven't touched a basketball since 2012. It is truly inspiring to see so m…
Cade Mays is the human equivalent of a brick wall that accidentally learned how to block people in the SEC. Watching him play offensive line is like watching a very large, angry b…
Paul Skenes is out here throwing 100 mph fastballs like he is personally offended by the existence of batters. It is truly adorable how he makes professional hitters look like the…
Mike Evans has spent a decade catching touchdowns while the rest of the Buccaneers’ roster treated the field like a casual weekend walk in the park. At this point, he is basically…
Kenny Smith is really out here treating the TNT studio like a professional track meet just to avoid talking about actual basketball. At this point, I am half expecting him to star…
Congratulations to the winners for making more money in a single weekend than most people earn in a lifetime of actual labor. I suppose hitting a little white ball into a hole rea…
Dmarco Jackson is officially the reason the Saints defense exists, though I am convinced he’s just three linebackers in a trench coat trying to confuse the opposing quarterback. I…
Watching Tua navigate the NFL is like watching a caffeinated squirrel try to run across a frozen lake. We love the chaos, but someone please get this man a helmet made of titanium…
Jalen Hurts is apparently trying to lead his team to a Super Bowl win while simultaneously attempting to win an award for most stoic facial expression in sports history. Someone p…
Dak Prescott finally decided to put a ring on it, proving that his completion percentage is significantly higher in his personal life than in the playoffs. At least now he has som…
Watching Ed Ingram try to block an elite pass rusher is the modern equivalent of watching a screen door try to stop a hurricane. I have seen more stability in a house of cards dur…
Malik Willis is the living embodiment of a career highlight reel that forgot to include the actual football games. Watching him try to navigate a pocket is like watching a caffein…
The Washington Commanders have officially rebranded from a temporary placeholder to a name that sounds like it was generated by a malfunctioning military recruitment algorithm. At…
Russell Westbrook is the only player in the NBA who treats every single possession like it is a personal vendetta against the rim. He is playing basketball like he is trying to so…
Brandon Miller is out here playing basketball like he’s trying to audition for a role in a direct-to-video action flick instead of the NBA. Maybe if he spent as much time on his d…
Watching the Hornets try to defend against the Suns is like watching a toddler attempt to fight a professional cage fighter. I hope you enjoy high-scoring blowouts because this st…
